My ex-girlfriend is evil

Kinja'd!!! "GeorgeyBoy" (georgeyboy)
05/13/2014 at 23:35 • Filed to: None

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I'm watching her destroy other guy's lives. It's kind of funny because I've been there. She's probably going to end up in porn. If not, God bless the helpless soul that ends up marrying her. If she was a car, she's an early Viper.

I hate women.


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > GeorgeyBoy
05/13/2014 at 23:36

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She's a beautiful, relentless monster?


Kinja'd!!! heliochrome85 > GeorgeyBoy
05/13/2014 at 23:36

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HAYYYYYYYY


Kinja'd!!! GeorgeyBoy > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/13/2014 at 23:37

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Yes that accurately sums her up.


Kinja'd!!! GeorgeyBoy > heliochrome85
05/13/2014 at 23:38

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NO. Don't hate women that much.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > GeorgeyBoy
05/13/2014 at 23:39

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Hey, maybe she'll end up in a ditch on fire? Gotta look on the bright side, George.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > GeorgeyBoy
05/13/2014 at 23:39

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I know the type. Had a friend who kept going back to one, just watched her destroy him after the 2nd time he went back.


Kinja'd!!! GeorgeyBoy > CRider
05/13/2014 at 23:40

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I like that thinking.


Kinja'd!!! GeorgeyBoy > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/13/2014 at 23:40

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2nd time. Pshh, that's nothing.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > GeorgeyBoy
05/13/2014 at 23:42

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I let him go after the 2nd time, by the 5th time I was laughing my ass of at him. Boy just never learned.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > GeorgeyBoy
05/13/2014 at 23:45

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I'm sorry to hear that, but sounds like a pretty small sample size, friend.

FWIW, I've dated both men and women, and y'all crazy. EVERYONE. Dating dudes instead probably won't help :)


Kinja'd!!! GeorgeyBoy > yamahog
05/13/2014 at 23:47

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Haha thanks for the insight.


Kinja'd!!! cluelessk > GeorgeyBoy
05/14/2014 at 04:21

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Sounds like you don't hate them that much. If you really hated them you wouldn't keep up to date on your ex's love life.


Kinja'd!!! GeorgeyBoy > cluelessk
05/14/2014 at 09:33

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Thing is I wouldn't if she would stop showing up to my place, texting me constantly, calling me etc. The threatening voicemail I got by some guy was enough for me to know what is going on...


Kinja'd!!! philipilihp > GeorgeyBoy
05/14/2014 at 11:02

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Did she burn you every time you got out of her?


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > GeorgeyBoy
05/14/2014 at 11:18

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This is what restraining orders are for.


Kinja'd!!! GeorgeyBoy > philipilihp
05/14/2014 at 12:04

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Still burns when I pee too.


Kinja'd!!! philipilihp > GeorgeyBoy
05/14/2014 at 12:12

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LOL Well played, friend!